Apologies upfront for all of the curse words. I always do a snarky gift guide (see last year’s here), so hopefully you can see the humor in these gifts. My 2016 was fine. It wasn’t the best year of my life, but it definitely wasn’t terrible, either. That being said, nearly everyone I know has told me horror stories about their 2016. This was, for many of my friends, a horrendous year. And so, this gift guide is dedicated to them. There are middle fingers, curse words galore, an incredibly funny Gwyneth Paltrow parody to make her laugh, and just for fun, the coolest pair of badass rainbow earrings that will inspire her to live her best life. Because things always get better… but in the meantime, a bit of snark will help. (And at the other end of the spectrum, check out these happy gifts!)
PS – Check out the rest of our gift guides! The best hostess gifts, gifts for the traveler, the coziest gifts of 2016, the best gifts for the cat lady (meowy Christmas!), gifts for the girly girl, gifts for the social media addict/blogger, the best gifts for guys, the best gifts for under $25, the best gifts for the optimist, the best gifts under $50, the best gifts for the career woman, and the prettiest little luxuries.
Top: Profane Notecard Set // Bitch Crystal Earrings // Middle Finger Patch // ‘Not Super Into Giving A Shit’ Keyring // ‘Fuck Off’ Eye Mask // ‘Fuck This’ Embroidery // Silver Middle Finger Accent // Bowie-Inspired Earrings // ‘Everyone’s A Dumb Whore’ Pillow
Bottom: ‘Happy Thoughts’ Notepad // ‘Savage’ Tee // ‘Je Don’t Give A Fuck’ Keyring // Glop Book // ‘Don’t Panic’ Mug // ‘Fuck It’ Necklace // ‘I Do What I Want’ Mug // ‘Fuck’ Snowglobe // Gold Middle Finger Ring // ‘Fuck Shit Up, Thoughtfully’ Keyring // ‘Let Me File That Under Fuck It’ Desk Plate